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For
more than 30 years we have been
collecting hostas and for the last 15 years we have been turning
our collecting habit into a business.
Meet the 'H' Team:
'The Hosta Man' a.k.a. Robin
A law unto himself but fiercely protective of his own and others'
rights - rather like Batman's famous sidekick and namesake.
Robin loves nothing better than a good laugh
and so can always be relied upon to start up conversations with
some obscure throw-away remark.
At home Robin spends most of his time outdoors in the nursery or
workshop cunningly fashioning another invention to help improve
the running of the business from converting Yvonne's best hat into
a fly-deterrent (with strategically placed corks dangling from the
hat brim) to designing growing mix hoppers to feed the potting bench.
Loves: his family, hostas and finding lovely clumps of moss on holiday
Pet hates: bureaucratic nonsense and unforeseen disasters like hurricanes,
deadly compost and lorry radiators blowing on the A1.
'The Hosta Lady' a.k.a. Yvonne
Don't let her serene looks deceive you, ask her for the millionth
time about slugs and snails and watch her morph into something that
would scare little children.
When Yvonne manages to emerge from the office
she spends as much of her time as possible in the nursery. Yvonne
is professionally competent and has a CPC to prove it but we wouldn't
argue with her as she has a sharp memory and throws latin botanical
names around with aplomb. She is also has activist tendencies and
likes to debate the ills of society over a decent cup of tea or
G&T.
Loves: her family (attending weddings without a hat), hostas and
sudoku
Pet hates: bureaucratic nonsense, bad grammar and the inappropriate
use of the word 'unique'.
The 'New Girl' a.k.a. Melanie
Yes, it is me to blame for this website and tempting you into parting
with your hard-earned cash for yet more delicious hostas.
Following a classic mid-life crisis riddled
with angst and philosophical considerations about my place in the
cosmos I decided to join the family business full time. This is
a vertical learning curve which isn't helped when my parents are
compulsive hosta-holics. Just when I think it is safe to consider
the website 'up to date', they manage to get hold of more new varieties.
When at home I split my time between the nursery and office-based
work for the business. If I have any time left over I like nothing
better than a long walk.
Loves: my family, working for the business, swimming, holidays,
etc, etc
Hates: routine and gnomes (sorry but it has to be said!)
The 'back-up squad'
Yes, back in Mickfield there is a squad of armed and moderately
mercenary individuals ready to perform a multitude of tasks to assist
with the business.
Roy heads up the engineering department and
can always be relied upon to cunningly fashion bespoke creations
- usually working from a 'rough idea' from Robin. Roy is always
at the ready to make replica outfits and firearms for his nephew's
history projects, which has earned him the title of 'Andrew's cool
uncle' among a group of not so easily impressed youngsters.
David heads up the buildings, parks and gardens department and is
often out thrashing around on the mower and strimming the reservoir
banks. As a former lorry driver, David can be called upon as a stunt
double for driving duties during the show season.
We always on the
lookout for interesting items and potential display materials -
it is surprising what you can find, even on holiday:
 
David contemplating the ancient sport of caber
tossing and
Roy looking perhaps less 'cool' on a rock!!
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